Overheard by the dishwasher in the Brown house:
Julia: (being very 14) I'm trying to do my English project, but coloring it is so hard with my colored pencils (editor's note: they're old and bad and lame and awful)
Mom: I sure hope Santa brings you some new pencils.
Julia: (snort) I don't believe in Santa.
Lane: (mock displeasure) Weeeellll, you won't get any presents if you don't believe in the spirit of Christmas.
Julia: Spirit of Christmas? Santa's not the spirit of Christmas!
Lane: Well, now ...
Julia: Jesus is the spirit of Christmas. Santa's just some little mascot.
-- Lane Harvey Brown
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment